Create a warning poster or meme image about the possible dangers of gnomes, a well known nemesis of alchemists1.

I was Told There Would Be No Gnomes flickr photo by cogdogblog shared under a Public Domain Dedication Creative Commons ( CC0 ) license
1 Ignore the positive associations of in D&D references which suggest otherwise, much research is available to counter this claim. Just by stating the research exists is all you need to know to feel confident in this truth.
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This Daily DDA has been recycled from previously published ones:
• #dda20 Be Wary of Gnomes (Jan 20, 2017)
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