We are sure you have retained your memorization of the Periodic Table of Elements from science class. Don’t worry. No quiz today.
But do you also know your Periodic Table of Storytelling?
Mix and match common narrative tropes, and use your developing special magical alchemy, from the list by James Harris to create, and then tweet out, a working Title for that Short Story you intend to write someday.
Bonus Arganee Coins is you write the actual story, too.

James Harris Periodic Table of Storytelling
Tweet your response to @netnarr and be sure to include the hashtag #dda44
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